Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Wordy Whitey: The Cardinal Cat Rule

"Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses." -John Weitz


For instance, sitting beside a very floofy gray cat who just happens to weigh 6 pounds less than you works beautifully. Not that mai iz fat.

Pass the Temtayshuns. Pleez.
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22 friends chimed in...:

  1. Nah, you're perfect size my friend. It's the silly flashy boxes that make us look plump. That's all.

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  2. I think you look pleasantly plump, dear Whitey!

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  3. You're furry smart!! You're not fat, you're purrfect.

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  5. Oh we think you are purrfect, Whitey!!

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  6. Whitey, you really know how to show yourself to your very best advantage!

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  7. You are the most purrfect Whitey in the world ::chirp:: purrrr.....

    I'll come sit next to you...I think I'd look good sitting next to you.

    xoxo Cory

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  8. The Mom always says "Better inside and fat than outside and flat." She's weird. We think you look grey-t, Whitey!

    EG

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  9. They always say that dark colours are more slimming, but I think white works on you Whitey! You are purrfectly proportioned in my estimation!

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  11. You are the purrrrfect size, Whitey.

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  12. We don't think you look big at all Whitey - we are sure you are perfect!

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  13. There is no way you are fat Whitey!!! You are floofy!!!!!!

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  16. You are NOT fat Whitey. Seriously.

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  17. Your not fat your purrfect and very cute :)

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  18. Yoo are NOT fat, yoo are VERY floofy! OK?

    Milo and Alfs xx

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  19. Your beauty and majestic floofynes always impresses us.

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  20. Whitey, you are perfect! Everybody knows that white is not a slimming color...so blame it on an optical illusion.

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  21. Oh no! We thought we hadn't seen any posts from you for a while Whitey, so we just checked and we forgot to change your url in our reader.

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  22. BRILLIANT! I need to show this to Petie! we don't have any really floofy kitties at my house sadly!

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