A truth I learned the hard way, kitties. Everybuddy was busy LOL-ing themselves into a stupor while I ran around like a crazy-cat trying to de-dingleberry my bum.
Well, everybuddy except my Nana... She was hollering and hollering to Mom that I was scraping my bum on the table.
Having floofs isn't always what it's cracked up to be. Sometimes, floofs are a liability, kitties. Srsly.
PS. We are very sorry that we were not able to visit much yesterday. Mom was super busy at the office. We barely got scritched at all. And then of course, there was that whole dingleberry incident. Don't make me go there again.
hahaha...ooopss, I mean, that's terrible ::snicker::
ReplyDeleteJust tell me that's never happened to Whitey....please...
xoxo Cory
Oh I hate it when that happens. Fortunately it doesn't happen often
ReplyDeleteHumans do not understand how hard it is to be us.
ReplyDeleteThose that larfed will get their turn! 'Cos sh*t happens ~ it's a fact!
ReplyDeleteWe share your pain...
ReplyDeleteabsolutely,
pawsitively,
and dinglyberry definitely.
Haha! It's funny you should mention that. Mum found a flattened one on the kitchen floor this very morning. She knows it is me because Flynn only gets them when he has eaten long grass, and then he gets chased by a string of sausages hanging out of his bum. I get them stuck to my fur, or sometimes they change their mind about coming all the way out.
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chased by a string of sausages... har har har!
ReplyDeleteHaHaHaHaHaHa...oh...sorry...
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh heh heh!
ReplyDeleteWe're not laughing. Promise.
Heh heh heh heh heh!
Oopsie!
ReplyDeleteThat happens to Maya a lot!!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for stopping by and wishing us a Happy Purrthday!!
♥ Maizy and Ferris of the Creek
Don't feel too bad, Grayson. Deli gets them too and she won't let anyone help her! She runs so fast that they eventually fall off. We're with you, buddy. We don't think it's very funny at all!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I have a dingleberry...and I don't even have floof!! (my dingleberry is some litter that sticks to my bum...)
ReplyDeleteErnie
ohhhh nooo! One time hansel dropped off more than just a berry. IT was a whole falooten turd. It was SO huge, the beans thought it was BEN! but ben had been in the office the whole time and hansel had just come out of the litter box. JEEZ hansel.
ReplyDeleteDingleberries can be problematic...we Birman Girlz know all about that.
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
I know all about that!
ReplyDeleteThe worst is when they finally come off on a wee one's bed. O, the screaming is deafening!!
Purrs Goldie
ROTFL!
ReplyDeleteYes, our human knows about that! Annie gets them sometimes, and Chumley had so much long floof that she used to have his behind (and belly) shaved a few times a year. That took care of the dingleberries. MOL!
We are sorry, Grayson. How embarrassing! None of us have this problems as we simply do not have enough floof. It looks like there is a price to pay for that gorgeous floof...
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The Chans
Grayson I sympathise with you this sometimes happens to me. All of us fluffy ones ought to join together and wait for something to happen to the "it never happens to me gang" then we can laugh at them.
ReplyDeleteThat me Hannah - Lucy's one of the it doesn't happen to me gang!
ReplyDeleteAww. That's awful. (whispers: it happens to us short hairs, too. But don't tell anyone).
ReplyDeleteHa, ha! Goodness me...that can be a silly serious problem. One does not like to step on a fallen dingleberry. BJ is our keeper of dangling dingleberries and if they fall, Yukon will find them and try his best to cover...
ReplyDelete~Lisa Co9T
*snicker* our uncle-eeker-of-blessed-memory once had the same problem, only he'd been eating catsmas tree tinsel an' the dingleberry was onna end of it. he raced through the house several times, pursued by that d'berry flogging him inna flanks until daddy took pity an' de-tinseled him gently.
ReplyDelete--the meowers
Oh, the trials and tribulations of us long hairs!
ReplyDeleteoh NOES. that's awful! we doesn't get dingleberries, but our woofie furriend Maxx does 'acuase he's really floofy too
ReplyDeleteMOL! ahem.......... you must have been motified!
ReplyDeleteChey's comment/Zoolatry's comment...exactly...But we usually don't talk about these things!MOL...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteHoly Cats! Mortifying. And I know...Mommy wrassles me down and Daddy gets out the horrible buzzing thing and does unspeakable damage to my pants! THEY call it a "hygiene cut". I call it disfiguring torture. Indignity!
ReplyDeletexx Tiny Johnson
Teeheehee..that used to happen to Scooter(RIP) alla the time. Cricket (being long haired too) hasn't had one yet and mom says thank goodness!
ReplyDeleteBeing a manx, I have a hard time...er...pooping. Sometimes it's tough for me to just do it. Momma thought I had a dingleberry one time and it turns out it wasn't. I just couldn't get the berry to come out and she grabbed hold of it (with a paper towel) and pulled and I ran the other way and of course it came out, but she was so surprised.
ReplyDelete*sigh*
Talk about embarrassin...
purrs
>^,,^<
Abby
As a short haired feline I have never had to deal with the embarrassment of the dingleberry. But Mom went to my friend Boo's next door once and Boo had a fur packaged dingleberry hanging off her rear quarters.
ReplyDeleteI know just how you feel as I have had that happen.. Soooo not nice.. Its not easy being so fluffy.. HUgs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteYa know, we don't haf a lot of floofs but we get dem dingleberries too! It used to happen to Speedy almost effury day. Don't feel bad about it, it happens to alla us.
ReplyDeleteHey Dingleberries happen!
ReplyDeleteWe gets "tushie washins" every day... I don't care what the beans thinks, we has very little choice in the matter. So there.
You're very beautiful don't you let them tell you any different!
TK
Ah so floofy beauty is not without its hardships. That means we must admire you even more.
ReplyDeleteWe totally understand the dingleberry incident. It happened to Flip and Jackie before because they got a lot of floof. So they got some trimming done, and it solved the problem :).
ReplyDeleteMan, I hate when that happens!
ReplyDeleteWe were going to comment earlier but mom just finally stopped laughing. We have to admit that stories like this make us happy to have short furs!
ReplyDeleteThe fun part is when the dingleberry goes flying across the room when you are running around trying to get rid of it. Ask my mom about that one!
ReplyDeletei has short furs, so i's never hadded a dingleberry, but i am PAWSITIVE that it is no good.
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